So, I have this 4-part theory of animal usefulness. A truly useful animal:
*is cute;
*tastes good;
*creates some other foodstuff (like eggs or milk);
*and creates some other useful good, like suede.
For example, sheep are cute and tasty. Sheep's cheese is also tasty, and who doesn't like yarn?
Turkey, on the other hand, are kind of useless. They're ugly, and no one really eats turkey eggs, do they?
They are damn tasty, though. Especially their skin.
And you can't draw a sheep by tracing your hand.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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