Mallory: Mallory’s a children’s librarian. She wears a lot of long denim overall dresses. Her first picture book is about to come out, and she’s thinking about chatting up the single dad who was reading Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs to his kid the other day. She lives by herself and enjoys "forgetting" to call back her siblings, particularly Vanessa, who still speaks primarily in rhyme and is pursuing her MFA at Iowa. 2 of the triplets are well-adjusted, 2.5 kids in the suburbs and all that, and the 3rd is a total fuck-up. He and Mallory get along better than anyone else in the family. Mallory also has a large group of friends.
How am I doing here, people? Accurate so far? Stacey's next, and, I gotta tell you, it's kinda bleak.
And if you're not a BSC fan, sorry. But you know, chances are, if you read this, you know someone who was a BSC fan. Why not impress the pants off her with some random preteenfic knowledge?
Previously on "I'm a Loser Theatre": Claudia and Janine
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2 comments:
i love the fast times titles...i have a headache
tiff
um, yeah. i came across this thru your "perks" link on craftster. i LOVED the bsc. in fact, just bought number 100 at the thrift store, because i was curious about their lives. i'm 27. isn't that sad? any way, this is awesome and i really want to know about stacey, and kristy, and mary anne, and the rest!
you are so funny!
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