I hate you, Found Magazine guy: I had that idea first.

Some index cards I found in a book (assume sic):

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David Robert Jones was born January 8, 1947 In Brixton, London.

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The instruments he played were saxophone, guitar, vocals, & keyboards.

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He left Bromley Technical high school to work as a commercial artist for 3yrs. After that he started playing in bands such as: the Konrads, the King Bees, David Jones & the Buzz, the Manish Boys, & Davey Jones & the Lower 3rd
1966 he changed name to David Bowie so noone will get confused with him & the Monkee's Davey Jones.

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Married Angela Barrett on March 20, 1970 & they had a son named Zowie now called Joey in June of 1971.

After they divorced he married somallian super model Iman & they are still married.

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the albums that he made were Changes on bowie, Lust for life Tin machine, Tin Machine 2, & oy Vey, Baby.

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Some of the movies he played in were the Labyrinth & the Man who Fell to Earth.

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Pictures of Bowie.
Thanks for listening
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This almost beats out that post-it drawing I found in a book in the teenhole at the Crescent Hill branch of the Louisville public library, with Trogdor and a girl Trogdor burninating peasants. That's on my fridge right now, next to Chynna Clugston-Major's Duran Duran story from Spin.