So here's what I got:
It's a plush Judah Maccabee! He's like 18" tall. I can't wait to have him meet Tree. Tree, incidentally is MIA, by which I mean he's probably under a bunch of laundry I haven't gotten around to putting away yet.
By some miracle, the unwrapping lasted for 8 nights:
But then the cats had plenty of twisties to play with, including the one I broke and left in the box, which Legs spent 10 minutes with his head in a too-narrow box trying to rescue. Because the 300 other bits of plastic around the apartment he's commandeered to play with aren't enough.
Here's Judah off to buy some Kosher for Passover food. Or, standing in front of where I keep my perpetually in progress ill-fitting Koigu gloves.
But wait, there's more! I also got a tenpin toy bowling set where each pin represents one of the plagues suffered by the Egyptians. That's right, BOWLING with the PLAGUES. Hell's yeah.
And here they are all artsy and backlit and shit.
I kept the key. It's easier to figure out what some of them represent than others.
They're all such happy plagues!
...except for "1st Born".
Only my mother would send me a Maccabee and a plagues bowling set as an Easter/Passover present. Although I prefer to think of it as a psychic YA-circ-stats-doubled-this-month present. Yeah, that's right--teen materials went out twice as much as last month. I am a golden god.
5 comments:
Those plagues are FANTASTIC.
I didn't know the Egyptians were blue-eyed and rosy cheeked.
Well, they aren't *now*, because god smote everyone carrying the rosy cheeked, blue eyed Egyptian gene.
Aw, lice is so cute!! That's some weird shit you can buy from that catalog
I wouldn't mind locusts at all if they were that cute.
This reminds me that I once purchased a matzo ball cat toy for a certain ex's cat. Said cat far preferred hair bands as toys.
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