I don't know my right from left or my right from wrong.

Billboard May 13

• I have a lot of U2 records for some reason.
  
• Like, someone who didn't know me well could assume they were a favorite band based on the number of U2 records I own.
  
• And I got them all at Jerry's Records.
  
• I was listening to War this morning.
  
• So, I have several non-randomly-bulleted things to say, but I'll do that tomorrow.
  
• And it'll be kinda bitchy.
  
• So you have that to look forward to.
  
• "Strip clubs expose hot hip-hop talent."
  
• urk
  
• You should see this cover art. It's pretty ridiculous/awful.
  
• /really fucking tasteless, considering what's going on in Durham with the Duke lacrosse team, if you ask me.
  
• assholes
  
• Melissa and I are trying to introduce the word "assery". As in, "Not walking me to my car at the end of the night was a prime display of assery."
  
• Also, there's yet another "news" item about musicians on TV.
  
• Illustrated in the ToC with a pic of Kim Gordon.
  
• How long ago were they on the Simpsons?
  
• In Peter Frampton's cooler?
  
• That's so one of my favorite episodes.
  
• Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel.
  
• My sister has been blogging about Nick Lachey, and it's terribly funny.
  
• Man, I really need to hear that Springsteen Seeger album.
  
• My dad bought it for my mom for Mother's Day; she said she'd copy it for me.
  
• There's a picture of DJ Jazzy Jeff here.
  
• Oh yeah, I was going to try and find the cover art online.
  
• Gimme a sec.
  
• Or not. Sorry.
  
• So, what do we think is going to happen with the Rick Rubin/Metallica recording?
  
• Anything interesting?
  
• Do we care?
  
• ew
  
• The stripper/hiphop art just got worse.
  
• Like, a gstring stuffed full of bills over 2 cds set up like boobies (really, the best euphemism for this situation) on a white background.
  
• Billboard's illustrator's 12yrold son, ladies and gentlemen!
  
• According to Jermaine Dupri, strip clubs are where hiphop singles break.
  
• I really don't know how I feel about this.
  
• It's weird.
  
• Aw, the town troubadour goes on tour in the season finale of the Gilmore Girls?
  
• I love the town troubadour. He's one of my favorite characters.
  
• Him and Jess.
  
• I've made it to the end of season 3, by the way.
  
• Oh, and Kirk.
  
• Kirk's movie was one of the funniest things I've ever seen
  
• EEEEE!
  
• "Moore and Gordon were watching the show with their then-11-year-old daughter Coco..."
  
• How goddam adorable is that!?
  
• summer tours...
  
• video games...
  
• Juliana Hatfield has a new group, Some Girls, and a new album on July 11.
  
• So, I got called Lisa Loeb by an xfrat boy last night.
  
• You only hear what you want to.
  
• I'm only hearing negatives, no, no, no, bad.
  
• Damn.
  
• Now I've got "Stay" stuck in my head.
  
• um, She's the one who would have taken me to my first all-ages show.
  
• It was the Violent Femmes and the Delfuegos.
  
• Before they had a record out, before they went gold.
  
• I'd like the record to show that I needed to do no research, or even pause a bit before all that Juliana Hatfield spewed out.
  
• Wow, the nebbish guy in the Yeah Yeah Yeahs got a Bad Girl Beauty Makeover.
  
• Nick Zinner's looking hot as always.
  
• Jody Watley is covering "Borderline".
  
• Sacrilege!
  
• I love that song.
  
• Feels like I'm going to lose my mind.
  
• You just keep on pushing my love over the borderline.
  
• Aw, Clive Davis brought donuts to the people waiting in the Pearl Jam midnight release line.
  
• That's pretty endearing.