I broke down and bought a box of condoms I'd actually use before I figured out what to do with box A.
Which is why I found myself in the local Walmart the other night with a open, yet full box of non-spermicidal condoms with gluestick all over the opening.
This would be after the realization that I'd have to pay postage to send the box to the company and declare my dissatisfaction.
Which is why I found myself in my office, furtively gluesticking the top of an open, yet full box of condoms, hoping to god no one would come in and see what I was doing.
Brian used to tell all these stories about what walmarts would take back, so I figured this would be a cinch. Except, here's a word of advice: if you're gluesticking a box of condoms, don't use the purple Colorations brand, 'cause it just plain won't stick.
And I was planning to use that store credit to buy catfood, too.
There go my chances at this year's Spinsterlympics, I guess.
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i will win the spinsterlympics, damn you!
ps-i'm such a poindexter: go to my bsc blog
Yeah, so I'm a little behind on the blog reading because of the move, but I totally would have traded you!!! I am on e of those unlucky few that are alergic to spermicide. Lame.
Um, I've still got them, you know.
i'm pretty sure you're not gonna find condoms with spermicide anymore because it has been discovered that, contrary to previous belief, spermicide doesn't lower a person's risk of contracting an STI. in fact, it actually increases your chances because it creates tiny abrasions in vaginas and rectums. ouch.
so yeah i'm pretty sure condoms-with-spermicide are off the market. what i heard anyway. plus, most importantly, i'm allergie.
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