Monday, November 20, 2006

It's a nice day to start again.

A friend of mine has apparently decided to get himself all ministered up from the Universal Life Church. You know, from the back of Rolling Stone fame. How a variety of television weddings wind up being performed by main characters (Chris in the Morning, Joey marrying Chandler and Monica, etc.). That church.

Here's the conversation Tiff and I had after she informed me of this.
me: So, what you're saying is, if I ever get married, Richard can perform the ceremony? SWEET!
Tiff: yes, he will be able to...and you could probably pay him in booze...
me: done and done. And, while I'm never a fan of the Richard facial hair, I think it would be hilarious to be married by an old-timily made up Richard, n'est-ce pas?
Tiff: it would, yes...especially if he talked old-timey, too...
me: hee. Like an old-timey sports announcer, or auctioneer.
Tiff: or a newsreel reader...
me: heh. What an awesome wedding I'm going to have.

3 comments:

Tiff said...

You're being such a girl...planning your dream wedding officiated by a fey, mustachioed old-timey preaching with a thing for the bottle...

glad I can be of service, even in my unwell state...

richard wayne said...

it's "reverend richard" to you!

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