I'm hungry.

Thanks to everyone who made attempts to cheer me up on MySpace. I'm having a better day today. I also feel the need to mock Shane some more, because he replied to my "I'm having a crummy day" with "I read that without the R," to which I was forced (FORCED! I tell you.) to respond with, If I hand't needed the R, I wouldn't be in such a shitty mood.
There's like a cat hair, or Lamb's Pride Bulky mohair shedding, or bit of my own hair in my eye. It's probably my own hair. This always happens when I part my hair more over the the side than usual, and it's been worse since that last hair cut where the bitch obviously didn't care where I parted my hair, because they lied to me about her experience with curly hair.
Anyway, you might not have guessed it, but this is the post for Billboard September 30. And I really am hungry. I forgot to bring a snack today.

• Goddam, now that hair-thing's on my nose and being all tickly.
• Fergie, will.i.am and some guy named Polow are on the cover. Apparently, there's a big story inside about the making of "London Bridge".
• I can't wait.
• Think that's pronounced like how Lori Petty as Tank Girl said, "Pa-Paw"?
• hmmm, I haven't seen Tank Girl in awhile. It is a good time.
• I wonder if my crew would check out the books?
• Are the books even still in print? I know for awhile they were real hard to find?
• Aw, one of my regulars just came in. He's got the day off b/c of a migraine.
• And that's when the small shreiking child arrived.
• Oh, and Fergie's got a tiara.
• Does Fergie the Duchess get to wear a tiara? Are there rules about that sort of thing?
• I bet there are.
• This picture of The Fray looks like it was Be A Model day at the local mall.
• Merivale Mall? Does anyone but me even remember those books?
• I just ordered the first Tank Girl. We'll see how well it goes.
• And the 3rd Barry Ween, which we for some reason don't have.
• When did Dane Cook become a big time celebrity?
• Does it have anything to do with Jessica Simpson not being as big a draw now, when Employee of the Month needs her, as she was even 2 months ago? Or did he hit before then?
• See, this is why the library needs to pay for me to have cable--so I can know these things. And it'd be cheaper than buying me a computer and internet.
• Bo Bice's pictures always kind of annoy me. He keeps shooting for Magnum and just not making it.
• Speaking of which, Melissa? Is my copy of Zoolander still at your house?
• Ever notice how, from some angles, Fergie looks like a bad mix of Taylor Dane, Tara from "Buffy", and the puppet that used to be on Solid Gold?
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• (The puppet is the one in the middle.)
• How come everytime I type "puppet" I typo "pupper"?
• I looked for a Fergie pic, but the bitch looks different in EVERY. SINGLE. PICTURE. It's kind of uncanny.
• Oh, Jordan Catalano, you are so pretty. This is an especially nice picture.
• Kelly Clarkson is shilling for Vitamin Water, or, as I like to call it and all its ilk, Grown-up Kool-aid.
• I'm just not a Scissors Sisters fan. Too much like Elton John for me, I guess.
• Ludacris gets 6 Questions.
• Stace, you wanna share your Luda story?
• Anyone else think JoJo looks like Lindsey Lohan would have if she had been allowed to grow up non-fucked up?
• Aw, Jane Wiedlin is so the most adorable thing ever.
• I think Billy Idol would look a lot less rough if he'd stop trying to still dress and style his hair as though he was still in his Generation X days.