I hate you, Michael Kors, Elle woman, and Kara.
I miss Andrae already. I would totally wear that topiary dress. With my pointy black pumps and my hair all pinned back? SO cute!
See, this is the thing: if you put together a plant-and-flowers challenge, and half of the people left, people that you've chosen, are all about the highly impractical, wearable art, couture-ish angle, and you're all Michael Kors lame ready-to-wear, aren't you at least partly at fault? Can't you kind of be seen as setting them up to fail, at least a little bit?
Take Santino. The judges saw his stuff, selected him, and then were consistently yelling at him for doing the same sort of thing they chose in the preliminary rounds.
Lame.
I do, however, completely heart Tim Gunn. "Andrae, be proud of your fine showing and see you at the Red Lobster!" How can you not be in love?
How I feel with Andrae gone.
Here's some more Andrae.
Don't worry, I won't get this ridiculous everytime someone I like leaves. I just really liked this guy, I think he's really talented, that gutter water dress was amazing, and I can't begin to describe how much I wanted Kara to go home.
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Billboard Feb 4 2006
- cover: "Going for Platinum: Winter Olympics Target Youth Audience With Huge Roster of Music Stars"
- and there are 10 musicians pictured, including Lou Reed & Simon LeBon.
- Who targets a youth audience with Lou Reed?
- By the way, I still hate the Olympics.
- I think I saw this James Blunt guy on something and he was awful, but I don't remember.
- More about Matisyahu, which is just so strange.
- Agh! Waxy Barry Manilow! Huge picture!
- Yay, nightmare-inducing work situations.
- Apparently, Conservative Canadians = Yay! for Music Business.
- Too bad it equals boo for everyone else.
- I'm also annoyed, as usual, by all things Bare Naked Ladies.
- and my stomach hurts. I think there might be something going around.
- At first, I thought it was my poor eating habits.
- Then I had another scary, middle of the night theory, but then I went back to the eating habits.
- Didn't stop me from rocking some Indian food and Project Runway last night, though.
- Wednesday, had another bad fish sandwich.
- I can't be the only person to have seen Eva Longoria's dance club song on SNL a few weeks ago, can I? It was really funny.
- Wow, there's a lot about Canada this issue.
- Cara, have you become an editor for Billboard?
- Chris Cornell is to be the face of John Varvatos' spring 2006 campaign.
- I used to wear his men's cologne.
- Varvatos, not Cornell.
- & I've always hated Soundgarden.
- Here's an entertaining caption: "Flipsyde with Michelle Kwan"
- And there's Lou Reed again.
- Seriously, what's Lou gonna do? Bring in that all-important "We hate everthing, but I guess we hate the Olympics a little less 'cause Lou's involved" hipster vote?
- Oh, now I have to read, er, skim this stupid article just to find out.
- The Donnas are being referred to by their real names now.
- Sellouts.
- Ah-ha! Lou's manager is going to try and turn Olympic performance footage into a Bravo special. It all makes sense now.
- Sometimes I forget that NBC owns Bravo.
- I'm hungry through my slightly queasy stomach.
- Good thing I've got something simple, like saag paneer leftovers, for lunch.
- I'm happy and angry!
- Anthony Kiedis looks like Cameron Crowe in this picture.
- Jewel's got a new album coming out.
- You can all make fun of that on your own, right? You don't need my help.
- Lou gets to be a "rock visionary" on the Backbeat page.
- Under that, we have Gene Simmons (cue noises of disgust) standing veeeery close to the cross-eyed columnist.
- "The three sons of rock legend Ricky Nelson..."
- That's right, Gunnar and Matthew.
- After the rain, indeed.
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