There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood.

more emails.
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In Jessy-is-easy news, I spent a good part of last night using my feminine wiles to attempt to get rid of my massive library fines. And found another greasy hipster in town [who I’ve never seen again, I might add], and was staring unabashedly. And I believe he was staring back. So I now, according to Melissa, have a 401K and stock options.
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Oh, I'm so not a grown up. That's why I work with teenagers: I have the maturity level of one of them. Except the above 11yrold #$@&, of course.
At least they've found the Ripley's Believe It Or Not book, and are no longer "accidentally" falling off the chairs.
I try to only pull the young professional card when it's absolutely neccessary, like when my apartment manager shows the building to new potential landlords. Look, I try to say, what an amazing tenant I make! Hopefully, they're blind to the fact that I'm unshowered and in pajamas on my balcony at 3PM on a Saturday, clutching the new Harry Potter. Or, you know, they're distracted by the mold on the wall. Whatever means I don't have to move.
I found a picture of you in your prom gown the other day, so I put it on my wall.
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1. Is it wrong of me to consider changing my Friendster profile to "in a relationship", even though I'm never ever on Friendster anymore, even though, despite not being ambilvalent about who I'm in this relationship with, I'm slightly weird about the phrase (if only I could just put "has a boyfriend" instead--I fucking hate semantics--that's a lie...), just because I know Andy still uses it and might perhaps see the change? What would I even do with his knowing? Guh!?
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3. Today's Euphemism, from Billboard: "[Tim] Armstrong shows his affection for the Clash" or something to that effect.
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He changed his first. Is it just me, or is the prase "in a relationship" so much more serious than "I have a boyfriend", or even "I have a monogamous boyfriend that I really care about and would like to be with for awhile"? Why does the first one sound so grown up? But, you know, I really like him, and technically I am, so I figured why not change the damn thing?
I need book recs. No cable and all.
1. anything I mention on my blog, obviously.
2. most of the things I mention on my MySpace outfit log
3. Holly Black
4. Looking for Alaska
5. Geography Club
6. read Rainbow Boys and tell me what you think: I'm ambivalent
7. new Nick Hornby
8. Sunshine by Robin McKinley (vampires, snark, and baked goods--I think this book was written specifically for me)
I bought a very cheap digital camera last night. Check out my new MySpace picture, as I'm wearing an indescribable and yet cute shirt I got from the Urban Outfitters clearance rack.