The 5 people you meet at the mall.

Or at least, the people I would like to meet at the mall.

1. The small breasted, large-shouldered women that the Limited seem to think are their only customers. Really, how can a shirt be tight around my chest and have over an inch of extra room in the collar area?
2. Size 4 girls with a smaller waist then me, but larger everything else.

OK, sorry, that's all I've got. But really, why is it that every store I go in, and every different style of pant, shirt, etc. I try fits differently, regardless of the fact that they all have the same letter and/or number on the tag? I really don't think I'm all that strangely shaped or sized.

Also, I'd like for the employees at the mall to stop treating me like some sort of fashion pariah. Just because I happen to need to do laundry in THE WORST WAY (bka I bought underwear at the mall) and am wearing a shirt with a unicorn on it (which I happen to like--nerdy is the new cool, after all), doesn't mean I couldn't kick your ass at looking good under better circumstances. Of course, they treat me like a fashion pariah under even the best circumstances. Such is the life of a style innovator. Heh.

This book is driving me insane:. Just make out with her, goddamit! Too many freshman year flashbacks for me, I think.